المرة دي زاهي حواس

للمرة التانية علي التوالي .... عمرو الليثي جاب واحد خريج أثار جامعة القاهرة و شغال عامل مجاري و لما الحلقة بتاعته اتذاعت زاهي حواس حس علي دمه و قال معقولة ده يحصل و قام مقابله (شخصياً) و عيينه مفتش اثار ... وتوتة توتة فرغت الحدوتة الاسبوع اللي فات كان جايب واحد خريج علوم ومعاه ماجستير وشغال مبيض محارة و برضه سامح فهمي اتاثر اوي و قابلة ( شخصياً )و عيينة في شركة بترول ... يعني كده باختصار شديد اللي عايز ياخد حقه في البلد دي يفضل طول عمرة يتعلم في كلية من اللي بيسموهمهم كليات قمة و بعدين يتخرج وطبيعي ما يلاقيش شغل و مش معني كده انه يقف و ما يكملش المشوار لا يكمل و يشتغل اي شغلانة غريبة و مايرداش أي واحد مش متعلم حتي انه شتغلها ( انا مش بقلل من اي شغل في الدنيا و الله يعلم ذلك) و بعدين يأتي عمرو الليثي ليأخذه علي حصان أبيض إلي الوزير شخصياً و يقابله الوزير متأثر و مش بعيد يكونوا شربوا مع بعض شاي و بعدبن تلاقي الحلقة التالية لحلقة إذاعة المشكلة جابين الراجل الخريج صاحب المشكلة و هو بيضحك و أمه بتزغرط و لابس البدلة و أمه عمالة تدعي للريس و الوزير المسوؤل و بواب العمارة اللي ساكن فيها الوزير كمان ... كفاية بقي استفزاز...

quietagent recruitment website

Here is a new recruitment website I know from One of my friends , I hope it is good one and works with all, I know some of people say " recruitment websites are nonsense and it is waste of time" may be, I just post my CV , I will not lose anything won't I ? this website is easy to use , you log on using your e-mail and choosing an password and then they will send you a vitrifaction message to your e-mail After that all you need is to fill out your CV to show that is completed and what are your career desires. Then the website will evaluate your CV everyday and gives you an e-mail if an employer like your CV, you can decline or accept , all you have is to check your e-mail daily, you are anonymous through out all these steps. the website URL is:- https://www.quietagent.com

Update
and after I have completed my resume, I got this message to inform me that no search for the jobs as there is no jobs posted in the website and the jobs will find me as matching my career desires

!!!failure!!!

Really I do not want to write this post as it represents my failure in my first interview , but after two days of the interview I decided to write it to myself and to the others to learn from it!!!!!

let's start ...

first of all , I am a fresh graduate , and have not get a job yet, so I am new in jop haunting process , and it considered the first real experience to me, any way ... every thing must has a beginning and ... I began.

After my friend told me that he would go to Port said , I gave him my CV to post it in any company he went, and he did , after one week , a telephone rang to inform me that I had an interview after 2 day ...

At this time I was tied in the course I had in Alex of computer , English and communication skills that I decided to have after graduation.

I traveled to Port said , had a written exam and fortunately I was succeeded, so I met the head of the operation and the head of the HR , it was tough interview but I was passed, as I was so calm , so quite , so so self confident ... that was the truth...

The Head og the HR told me that I would have an interview again after a period of time to decides whether I was accepted or not..

Good news ... TRAINEE is not a super bad position as I thought , I asked a lot of people about it , and they all told me that it is a chance , you must seize it , consider yourself as you in military, and you was stick to it , and you will have an experience , it is very important to you .... Hmmmm , you are all right

but but but

I hate this "BUT", I was tied in my English and computer courses , so I can't study to the final interview , any way, the secretary phoned me to inform me I have an interview in the next day...

I was informed also that the chairman of the company would interview me , and he was a chemical engineer !!!!!!!!!!

I went to the company early and stayed two hours after the estimated date - I think it is policy to show even we are patient or not - and finally the interview began , the man seemed to be so tough person , asked me strange question let's tell you some of them

* From when did you wear glasses ? I responded to him and quickly asked again, what is your eyesight power ?.. what this kind of questions, I answered 9/6 , he did not understand this type of measurement, I explained it to him and finally he got it , Another boring question , Do you have problems recognizing the colors ?????? I answered quickly , NOOOOO , he got his pen up and told me what's the colors? i said blue , and this , ... yellow ... and this... red .. and so on ?????? I think he is an old mad man ?????

I was so worried at this point in the interview, and he didn't begin yet ? he opened my my CV and asked me, what did you learned in the training in the (EPC) company, I told him and then he asked me how they produce VCM ( kind of monomer) I answered with a question I remembered but his facial expression was so bad ? they do not produce VCM by this method ..!!!!.... I told him that it was in 2007 and I do not remember ? he said how come ??????? it is a concept and you MUST remember , I was shocked again it seems that I would be fired after one minute at most !!!!!!

he got the CV again and told me a technical question , I answered and while answering He interrupt me saying How can we calculate this quantity ( what I was talking about ) tell me the rule or law of it !!!!! Ugh , I don not remember , suddenly he told me Ahmed ... m3 elslama , you must study hard and call Mr. Osama if there is is an opportunity for you , he said as he was shouting at me ? I stand up and I told him I want to say some thing to you ... after graduation I have not time for revise my technical materials , as i was tied in in the English and computer course for 4 months ,,,, but any way thank you , I went out from the room called the next interviewee and went out from the company and decided to do this to "DO LIST

Study your CV well , your CV represents you , what you write in must be identical to what you really do or did. . . . Do not speak a lot about your incoming goals to all people , even they like you , it is secret till the end goals is reached. . . . Study hard as knowledge is power. . . . Do speak a lot before the interview to be more self confident in the interview and remember.

وزير البترول

عمرو الليثي جاب واحد خريج علوم ومعاه ماجستير و شغال مبيض محارة و لما اتعرضت الحلقة الاسبوع اللي فات اتصل وزير البترول بيه و قابله و جاب له وظيفة في شركة بترول ... وده معناه ان اي حد عايز يشتغل في وزارة البترول لازم يتمرمط و يطلع عينيه و يطلع في التلفزيون و بالتالي الوزير يعرف بالموضوع فعلشان يبان أن الوزير عنده قلب طيب و حنين و خايف علي شباب البلد و بيدي وظايف للناس كتير ... يطلع الوزير و يقول أن الشخص ده أتوظف خلاص ... وده طبعاً شئ مش منطقي و مرفوض تماماً يعني هو ليه كل ما يحصل مشكلة لازم الراس الكبيرة هي اللي تدخل و تحلها ما ينفعش الناس تخلص امورها بضمير و كل حاجة تمشي صح وكل واحد يقوم بدوره ... ليه الريس يتدخل علشان قانون الضريبة العقارية ومن قبلها موضوع رغيف العيش ... هو احنا فالحين بس ندي جوايز للمنتخب و نكرمة مرتين في اليوم و الناس الغلابة دي ما لهاش حقوق